Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.

Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.

by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018

Geriatric Millennial

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.

My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018

geish

Taking a blanket and making a small fold along the end to create a little pocket or finger tunnel, holding the blanket in place with your middle finger and thumb, you insert your index finger into the finger tunnel and go in and out, a technique used to relax while watching cartoons.
Some also refer to the act of rolling the nap of the blanket into small balls but not me.

Jordan was geish-ing his blanket the other day.

by cum2me October 18, 2006

Gerbs

A cock-blocking group.

"Gerbs" A group of people that contain both men and women that prevent all men from getting with the women in that group. This is caused by a complex system of friend zones.

by Baby foods limited November 3, 2012

Geisy

Usually a pornstar/stripper. Is very good at her job and earns a lot of money. Pleasures men very easily and very easily pleased herself.

"Oh man I had so much fun with geisy last night, so much sex dude"

by Superbigdick8012469 December 28, 2015

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

geisel

to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke

"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"

by bt1st September 22, 2006