gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

gerbisexual

One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.

After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.

by Gerbil Sex Pig March 27, 2015

Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum

Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.

by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009

Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.

Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.

by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011

Gerblet

A term used to describe a kid who dosen't look or act his age. Gerblets are usually found on skateboards, or getting into trouble. They're occasionally seen rolling with olafs and jesgers.

Bob: Nigga how old's that kid?

Jim: 14.

Bob: What the fuckkk!?

Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.

Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.

by jkdfhgkusdhg December 1, 2009

Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.

Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

Girbil Cannon

The firing of the girbil out of ones anus, upon completion of a felching session caused by the explosion of a colo-gas pocket

The girbil hit me the face like a girbil cannon when i used the lighter to see if the little guy would come out.

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009