Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

Gage Gresham

A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.

“Why is his lap top thicker than his arm? He must be a Gage Gresham.”

by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018

Gage

A suspicious individual

“Yo, that gage guy is sus, I think he just vented medbay!”

by Brvh August 28, 2021

Gage

Gay Ass looser that is the biggest retard on the face of the planet.

Gage is so Gage

by Skibididididididididididididi May 20, 2025

Gage Miller

Someone who is a cute little freshman boy. Don’t get it twisted though because these guys have a fat fucking chode

Boy o boy that boy is so gage miller

by Ammon Gus April 8, 2024

gage

a femboy

a femboy owned by maxi

"woah, hey look at that pretty boy"
"he's definitely a femboy"
"no.... he's a gage"

by ababababaabbbababaaba January 1, 2023

Gage Coleman

Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with

You are lucky to find a gage Coleman in your life

by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018