Happy forest

A happy trail so overgrown, it becomes a happy forest.

Emory: Damn, SangJin, cover up that happy forest!
SangJin: I hate you all.

by unhappytrail December 7, 2009

Forest Hills Blowie

Woman sits on toilet and gives you a BJ

I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie

by Turbodmc May 13, 2016

Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

Funky Forest

Term to describe the highest level of bizarre lunacy. The origin of this expression is the title of of the movie "Naisu no mori: The First Contact" (2005), which also translated as "Funky Forest: The First Contact". We would encourage everyone to search for this movie on IMDB and watch the trailer. We let you to be the judge.

- What do you think about GOP?
- Me? It's a funky forest at this point!

by Friendly Robot September 15, 2009

Krummpy Foreskin

The accordion-like folds in the skin of a non-erect penis

That guy has so much Krummpy Foreskin that his d-piece looks like the Michelin Man.

by WalkingTaco May 20, 2011

knock down the pine forest

a.k.a. Shaving your legs

It is high time I knock down the pine forest. My boyfriend pointed out that I am way overdue for de-forestation! My legs are soooooooooo hairy!

by geckypibb July 7, 2010

Foreskin-jogging

A practice often performed by wankers.

I did some mean foreskin-jogging last night.

by L.D. June 10, 2004