getting fives

a widespread custom at certain boarding schools in which sexually frustrated teenagers awaken at five AM, usually on Sundays (only hardcore kids have the stamina to practice this ritual on the weekdays and make it through classes), in order to hookup with another to evade the unjust coed rules and the prowling faculty. this habit is usually exercised by either the desperate or incredibly horny. (sixes, and six thirties have also become prevalent in these societies for the sleep deprived)

After she dumped him, he was getting fives every morning with different girls to rebound.

This Sunday, I got fives and then headed off to church.

by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

heil five

When two people simultaneously give the Nazi salute to each other and their hands meet in a high five, thus the name Heil Five.

Nazi Shithead #1: hello fellow facist wow that is a nice swastika

Nazi Shithead #2: why thank you

Nazi Shithead #1: yes that deserves a Heil Five

(they proceed to heil five)

by Houston June 18, 2006

Fivehead

While the forehead is defined as the part of your face above the eyebrows to your hairline, a fivehead is ascribed to someone that has a rather large forehead.

That woman must be housing a huge brain... Did you see the size of her fivehead?

by Balbal69 July 12, 2020

number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

by poopy February 20, 2005

five minutes

The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:

1) Buying time

2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget

3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved

(see below)

ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."

ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)

ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."

"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."

(One hour later)

"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"

"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."

by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 20, 2010

Freeze Frame High Five

A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

"Yes! The Meatloaf song is finally over! Freeze frame high five!"

by xXxCAITLYNxXx January 13, 2009

Russian Five

The first all Russian, 5-man skating unit in the history of the National Hockey League. Formed by the Detroit Red Wings in the mid-nineties, the line consisted of Sergei Federov, Slava Kozlov, Igor Larionov, Slava Fetisov, and Vladimir Konstantinov. It was this lineup that helped lead the Detoit Red Wings to win the Stanley Cup in the 1996-97 Season, their first in 42 years. The dominance of the Russian Five came to an abrupt end after the Championship win, with Vladimir Konstantinov suffering career-ending injries in a limousine accident with fellow player Slava Fetisov, and team masseur Sergei Mnatsakanov.

When the Russian Five skated onto the ice, the fans at Joe Louis Arena went wild.

by Dave Rex October 24, 2005