Fleabag Monkeyface

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.

Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!

by FuckYouJadenTapal July 5, 2023

beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011

bleaver fleaver

After a girl holds a baby and wants some dude to impregnate her.

My wife just held my friends baby, now her bleaver fleaver is kicking in and won’t stop trying to fuck me.

by Babyglum October 2, 2020

fleagle

Short for "Flaming Eagle", the fleagle is a sexual technique in which the nose is doused in hot sauce before performing cunnilingus (or anallingus).

"Oh my god girl, it was so hot last night!"

"Really!? What'd he do?"

"He gave me a fleagle."

"Damn. That is hot."

by League of Lushes December 10, 2008

Fleas

Positive character trait associated with talkative and witty personality

Person 1: "She's got fleas and I like that"
Person 2: "I know, she's just so witty"

by Makins and Burford December 16, 2010

fleaflard

fucking retard (word made by Madison) (:

Danielle is a fleaflard!

by Madison11 May 4, 2010

Fleagle

A person who intentionally misrepresents him- or herself to others, or who purports to be something he or she couldn't possibly be.

What a fleagle that kid is: he actually expects us to believe he's a real vampire.

by Pointy August 11, 2006