Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.

Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?

by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!

Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.

by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020

Filtered

An attractive woman you see irl with a small waste and big ass

Damn bro did you see that baddie she looks filtered.

by HeatFace April 5, 2024

Anless Filter

An “Anless Filter” is where you walk around holding your phone loosely/lazily in your hand filming upside down content (because someone on TikTok said it’s better).

Once you’ve finished filming you watch the video back, pause at regular intervals, take screenshots and then post the photos online claiming you’re a professional photographer and “I don’t use filters chick xx”

Anless filter - you’ll continue using it anless told otherwise.

by SOMETHINK07 March 9, 2025