High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.

"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020

Disable-Facing

To pretend to have a disability for the sake of performance or clout. Similar to Blackface

Sarah doesn't have alzheimers. Shes disable-facing

by anonymous July 20, 2022

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

by moose_tracks March 1, 2023

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.

Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again

by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023