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Abercrombie and Fitch

An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.
Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!
by Ducky March 16, 2005
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fatch

Fatch is the act of eating out a girl who's vagina is so disgusting that you throw up on it, and then you eat the throw up. The face made while eating fatch is commonly referred to as the fatch face.
Oh my god, I can't believe how close Nick came to fatch!
by jed h August 24, 2008
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fitchbitch

A girl who only wears Abercrombie and Fitch and is a total hottie. She says "OMG" on a regular basis as well. She probably has perfect hair and has a hot boyfriend. She owns the school. =
Ugly girl: ohhh look at that fitchbitch! I wish I could be like her. Shes perfect.

Ugly boy: uhhh yeah! I would tap that.
by lydsia January 2, 2007
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Abercrombie and Fitch

That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name.
Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors:

#1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING
They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'".
that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits.

#2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS
This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70"

#3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"
we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is.

all-in-all...
Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid.

My advice?
DON'T GO IN THERE
NEVER
NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH
DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
D:
fake blonde: "LET'S GO BLOW $800 ON A T-SHIRT FROM ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"

her stupid boyfriend: "OH MY GOD YES! MY DADDY JUST GAVE ME MY FIFTH CREDIT CARD! LET'S GO GIRLS!"

brainwashed posse: *monotone* "all hail lord Abercrombie and lord Fitch"

ensemble: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RULERS!"
by that kid with the hair July 13, 2010
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flatch

Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.
by Flatch # 1 June 11, 2006
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Abercrombie and Fitch

really expensive store. ridiculous how much a shirt costs but I shop there every once in a while if theres stuff on sale or if theres stuff on ebay but I save up my own $ I don't spend my parents. why does it really matter where people shop its the person that matters and all that crap. People that shop at a&f shouldn't diss people that shop at hot topic and vice versa. theres just a stereotype. I mean I shop at ht sometimes and marshalls and tj max so ppl that shop there arent all rich stuck up b*tches but some are. skirts are slutty they are really short but some stuff is kinda cool. I have to say though that guys that shop there bug me...
person 1: I went to a&f over the weekend
person 2: omg how do afford it?!?!?! its so expensive!
person 1: I saved up some $ and my parents gave me some too. I've been saving for a year now.
by fair but true May 13, 2005
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Fitched

1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"
by Michael C May 21, 2005
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