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Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.
That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!
by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006
mugGet the Blame-Farmingmug.

Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.
Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Mole Farmingmug.

emo farm

a youtube video, 17 minutes in length that is a mocumentary about an american farm of emo boys. they do not kill their emos. they raise them.
"we have a few thousand acres here. about 4 or five head of horse, couple head of cattle, and about 17 or 18 head of emo on this fine emo farm"
by Nigel Vaillancourt September 18, 2008
mugGet the emo farmmug.

Bought The Farm

Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Also Throw a seven
Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.
by mockschmock December 14, 2006
mugGet the Bought The Farmmug.

Dick farm

by the nigga matsa November 10, 2006
mugGet the Dick farmmug.

dimple farm

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.
by gnostic1 July 26, 2011
mugGet the dimple farmmug.

condom farm

a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.
"Listen baby, I really don't think that we should see each other anymore.": now apply crop to face
by hot-karl May 3, 2004
mugGet the condom farmmug.

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