Farfromdrunken

(a) Stone cold sober
(b) Designated driver who happens to own a Volkswagen vehicle

Him: Are you at all interested in a hook up, fräulein?
Her: No, I'm Farfromdrunken.

by ET_Bill January 8, 2012

farperior

Farperior: Superior, but far.

This was how my gf defined the word when saying she is better than me as in " I am farperior to you"

by sufferingbf October 10, 2013

farmer-fix

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013

farfegfucked

The opposite of farfegnugen. It is used to describe the feeling one may experience while driving a Volkswagen when it breaks down or is totally destroyed in an accident.

I was driving along feeling farfegnugen, then suddenly the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and I felt farfegfucked.

by Methodical March 31, 2015

farbergasted

when you fart and it smells like cheese.

"oh my he just farbergasted."
"johnson just farbergasted"

by exioflobololigist April 7, 2015

Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016

Farrera

Gorgeous babe. Introvert. Amusing. VERY ECCENTRIC. Her wild thoughts will keep you up all night. She is a unique lover and pays attention to all the details. She is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy weird.

Farrera is a gowwwwjezz babeeee

by saladsass January 4, 2018