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When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

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Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010

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The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.

Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately??
Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing! lol

by klaudia3092 January 15, 2011

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Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011

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internet's version of Jerry Springer for some people.

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.

by Raven6768 February 5, 2010

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