facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

by Lordter June 27, 2012

Facebook

Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 09, 2010

facebook

An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

by JustaFried8 September 09, 2011

Facebook

Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011

Facebook

internet's version of Jerry Springer for some people.

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.

by Raven6768 February 05, 2010

FaceBook

The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.

Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately??
Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing! lol

by klaudia3092 January 09, 2011

Facebook

Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.

Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook

by Fleursdelilylove April 12, 2010