Evolve

Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me

Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.

Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.

Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve

by Vyrotek May 27, 2024

Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.

Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Evolutionary Intelligent Design

A more contentious hybrid that accepts common descent but posits that evolution alone is insufficient to explain life's complexity. It argues for identifiable, divinely engineered interventions at key points (like the Cambrian Explosion or the origin of consciousness) within the evolutionary timeline. It's not Young Earth Creationism, but it still insists on detectable "design signatures" in the genetic code or fossil record, a claim mainstream evolutionary biology vehemently rejects.

Example: "He argued for Evolutionary Intelligent Design, claiming the genetic code was 'front-loaded' with information for future body plans. 'Evolution is the car,' he'd say, 'but God installed the GPS with the destination pre-programmed.' Biologists replied that the car built its own GPS on the road." Evolutionary Intelligent Design

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Evolirism

A modern belief system by Ray j it is combining Deism, Spiritual Humanism, and Transhumanism. Evolirists believe a higher power created the universe but doesn’t interfere, and that humanity’s purpose is to grow, unlock the universe’s secrets, and evolve through knowledge, inner light, and advanced technology.

"I don’t follow any religion — I believe in Evolirism. I’d rather evolve, explore the cosmos, and unlock truth through science and inner light than follow ancient dogma".

by Evolirist Ray July 11, 2025

Evolutionary Empathy

The biological principle of commutative support across life forms, where organisms help, protect, or share resources with others to increase collective survival and evolution.

Trees use Evolutionary Empathy by sending nutrients through their root networks to support struggling neighbors.

by Lilac.in.a.Sack October 6, 2025

evolvist

The pursuit to be the greatest version of yourself.

Since becoming an evolvist my health, finances and happiness are at an all-time high.

by Wildest Blings October 24, 2025

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017