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european fruit 

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.
I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.
european fruit by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

European Water Baloon 

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon
Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

European Vacation Fart

A vacation fart is when a person's farts are extra smelly due to an increased consumption of junk food and alcohol while on vacation, but a European Vacation Fart is an exceptionally lethal vacation fart.
I've had vacation farts the entire trip, but I've been eating nothing but fast food while on the road and now I'm passing European Vacation Farts!

Anglo european 

A school in ingastone. You will find lots of strange things walking around. A mr Seager who walks round looking like he has a stick up his ass. Sometimes if your lucky you may spot him looking at you with his slight smirk and detentions list in his hand. Occasionally you will see them rocking cleaners on there motor bikes in the morning. When you exit the school the only people you will see is old men and women as there are no youths living in the village. I do wonder why there is a school in such a small innocent area.
There are some nerds, they must be from Anglo European

AP European History

A class that can be extremely difficult or extremely easy depending on the type of teacher you have. I recommend asking older students what the teacher(s) at your school are like before taking this class.

Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.

Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.
Student A:I love my AP European History teacher, I have a 95% and I barely study, he goes over all the test questions in class, and I only read chapter outlines on his website! My History teacher Rocks!

Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.

The European Wank 

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants