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One Erection

When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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res-erection

A random boner you recieve during a religious service.
Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.
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underground education

An education from an informal source or in an informal setting. eg: off of the streets, from someone who isnt a teacher/professor, etc.
I got my underground education in chemistry from Danny before he got busted for cooking meth.
by mm_202 January 19, 2007
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erection eater

When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009
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Special Education Name

Any first name unfortunately bestowed upon a child that is shared with the name of a city, state, car or truck model, precious metal or stone, liquor, or a general word that indicates something of worth. Your child is destined to require Special Education if you make the unfortunate decision to name them one of these. Examples include, but are not limited to: London, Dakota (meets criteria of truck model and state), Platinum, Diamond, Courvoisier, or Treasure.
Dakota is in sixth grade, but still cannot recite his ABC's. Wow, it's gotta be the Special Education name his parents gave him.
by Flat Lander November 16, 2010
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Erection

1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.
Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.
by Posa-D December 28, 2005
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Editation

An Editation is like editing in that it involves something being changed. However, when editing it does not imply editing a whole thing, whereas an Editation does.
Steve: I've just finished the seventh Editation of my novel! If my agent makes me do one more Editation...
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Agent: Sorry Steve, I still can't find anyone willing to publish this. Time for your eighth Editation...
by PayUpThenMummy July 9, 2012
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