Council Of Elders

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

ELAVE

well, there was this epic AIM (aol instant messaging) chat going on between two real good pals. they were talking about a facisnating website called myspace (a blog site), when all of the sudden a giant fishfrog jumped through one of the kids window. so one kid shouted uncontrollably, "elave!" but meaning the word "leave". it was an easy grammatical error to fix, but the actual word "elave" is what sets fishfrogs into orbit. now this sprouted a roflkopter, a lmaonade, and many various forms of online laughter. that is when one kid decided to sprout this legend, "elave", now this term is used for the knights of templar to banish evil, used in most religions to abolish evil and unwanted evergy. Most important, when attacked by a fishfrog, shout "ELAVE"..

Katie shouted ELAVE to cameron to ward off the fishfrogs

by cameronflappington June 30, 2008

ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Eliades

He is gay but he is still my friend he farts and he is always crazy.

How eliades is

by DeezBiscutsAreUGGHGHGHGHGHH June 6, 2018

j.p elder

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

by Softballgymnast June 10, 2018

eldesouky

Queer bag, a homosexual who likes people of the same sex

You are a eldesouky.

by makus realz January 17, 2008