slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.

A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru

by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021

Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.

Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

Georgie Edge

a very edgy and cool girl

Keira: 'Is that Georgie Edge?'
Ellie: 'Yeah she is so cool!'

by hoemo December 16, 2020

Galaxy Edging

The act of edging to the most extreme measures possible

Bro I did some galaxy edging lastnight, it was crazyyyyyyyyy bro.

by sephirothjob January 8, 2020

edge typing

The act of typing a message the same time as the other person (typically on iPhone)

I stopped typing my message because I noticed Ruby was edge typing.

I noticed Willy was edge typing so I didn’t send the message and I ended up forgetting what I was gonna say.

by humpydumpy August 23, 2022

Straight Edge

(n.) Straiht edge is the term coined by Ian MacKaye (lead singer of the early 80's punk band 'Minor Threat'). To 'have the straight edge' one must hold a great responsibility for his/her actions and most commonly not get involved with casual sex, drinking, smoking, or any other substances (living a drug free life) some straight edgers even go vegan (or become vegetarians) being straight is just more of a philosophy on life; a religion focusing on strength, self-preservation, and self-respect, some may call it.

unfortunately, many people are beginning to see the straight edge as the popular thing to do and is now, more than ever, just a trend

1) Ive got the straight edge!

2) sXe, XXX

by Jon Awesome December 30, 2004