dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Dyslexia

A learning disorder characterised by difficulty reading.

The girl's poor spelling and difficulties with comprehension led her teacher to give a dyslexia screener.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Dyslextionary

An book of word definitions listed alphabetically that are spelled in whatever twisted way your brain says they should be.

Why can't the English language just be written the way it sounds, like in the dyslextionary?!?

by Catsinboots April 12, 2021

Dyslexic

When someone doesn’t like pizza

Your dyslexic

by Haks2drippy June 2, 2021

Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome”

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021

dyslexitism

A combination between dyslexia and autism, resulting in tongue twisting letters and/or words on accident. A person with Dyslexitism does not have to be a diagnosed autistic or dyslexic individual.

Example 1:
Mom: Grab me a psoon please Ja- Dani- I mean Fredrick?

Fredrick: Honey, your Dyslexitism is showing.

Example 2:

Kid: I used to call star's "tsar's" and spider's "spider's".
Therapist: I see, sounds like you had Dyslexitism. Nice to see you grew out if it.

by iAteAWalrusLastNight July 20, 2021

dyslexaphobic

Being mean to a Person and they also are dyslexia

A: WoW your hair looks greasy

B: I have dyslexia

A: ok and?

B: so you are being dyslexaphobic

A: that’s not a word looser

B: yes it is look it up on urban dictionary

A: *looks it up* ok but you probably couldn’t even spell it

B: D-Y-S-L-E-X-A-P-H-O-B-I-C ha there i spelled it

A: *falls to knees* wow I’m so sorry you are god

*Being mean to a Person and they also are dyslexia*

by Pleaseeeeeeeeeee August 22, 2021