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by Eddie Van November 1, 2006
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voice 1: "Did you see what game John was playing last night? It was absolute garbage."
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"
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Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.
by Killthepond July 20, 2008
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a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.
b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.
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by big steel momma January 26, 2006
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