steamed dumpling

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.

Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.

by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

dumpy kid

a complete and total dumbass with absolutely no life who believes he is cool in correspondence to what his parents tell him and is destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, that dumpy kid just receieved a negative ten on the spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit December 15, 2007

dumple

A telnet BBS Server written in Python scripting language.
Dumple was developed by Titans of Old in 2003. It allows old DOS based BBS software and doors to be accessed from a web browser. Dumple is open source freeware.

I just connected to a Dumple BBS using FireFox, and I was able to play console ANSI games just like I did back in the 80's and 90's!

by Chris A. Clark May 5, 2008

dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.

yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!

by umpypump April 25, 2009

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 8, 2012

Spicy Dumpling

When press secretary Sean Spicer lies or spins to cover up for something stupid Donald Trump did or said.

The White House was serving up a lot of spicy dumplings today to try and cover for Trump.

by Bowling Greenfuckup February 12, 2017

Butt-Dumpling

Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.

"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018