Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben
by nigger37487209852 September 16, 2020
to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.
-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher
by cplpeterson June 18, 2017
is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!
by Cady Fowler March 23, 2008
Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.
Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.
by Ackadacka August 27, 2006
by mrgoat January 28, 2004
by Stealth0Klown0 April 09, 2006
Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
by Matt Regsmith May 01, 2003