perfectly dry

The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben

by nigger37487209852 September 15, 2020

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019

dry ovaries

is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!

females with dry female dry ovaries are usually called laura!!!

by Cady Fowler March 23, 2008

Dry Vagina

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.

Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.

by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

dry bum

anal sex devoid of lubricant

can i get you drunk and dry bum you?

by mrgoat January 28, 2004

Canada Dry

uhh... Ginger Ale... duh, like totally fool!!

green bottle, with like a shield and shit ahhh.. yea you got Canada dry

by Stealth0Klown0 April 26, 2006

dry dock

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003