Dragon deez

Dragon deez balls across your face.

Teacher: who’s dragon deez
Student: dragon deez balls across your face.

by Flying Bhavesh July 6, 2021

sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Thunder Dragon

When a vomiting person flaps their arms in a dragon-like fashion. They suddenly transform from some twat who can't handle their drink into a majestic dragon, gracefully spewing the contents of their stomach across the land

"I was so impressed that Dave had the presence of mind to do the thunder dragon on Friday, otherwise he would looked stupid!"

by Turkeyboi August 27, 2016

Accidental Dragon

when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.

oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon

by brandy montezz July 6, 2009

Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.

I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon

by The Isbey September 13, 2008

Dragon Dick

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.

"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."

by Travity May 21, 2009

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

by Mason April 14, 2003