dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

Dookie

Dookie is a cookie that is covered in shit

Man I really want a dookie

by Fein I June 6, 2018

Dookie

Dookie

Poo of many creations,constipation,diarrhea and sloppy wet dooks

Hey doookie get away from me before I dookie on u

by Pooooooooofy June 24, 2018

Dookie

Doo-kie

A feeling of being a worthless piece of shit after waking up in the morning.

I feel like a fookin dookie today.

by Zuese September 20, 2018