american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse August 31, 2014

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

bunghole diver

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ

Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint

by Kstoops1991 March 20, 2016

Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

Normie-Divergent

1. (Adjective) Used to describe a person that (because of their choices or communal associations) is separate from the norm.
Synonyms: Different, Non-conforming
Antonyms: Average, Regular

2. (Adjective) Used to describe a term is frequently used within a community not used by the average person.
Synonyms: Abstract, uncommon
Antonyms: Common, often used

1. "They're a part of the furry community, they must be Normie-Divergent."
2. "Autocorrect keeps changing fursuit to furniture, probably because it's a Normie-Divergent term."

by SuperCrafter015 November 27, 2022