Directioner

Directioners are the best fandom in the whole world. They are a fandom based off of One Direction. They are great at hacking into airport security cameras, CCTV's, figuring our their blood types and even Penis sizes, and finding out what time the boys were born and in what hospital, how much they weighed as a baby, etc. Directioners are also smart. They're the most popular fandom in the world by ruling Wattpad, YouTube, Twitter, Google, and Tumblr, and many other sites. They are very excellent at making fanfics, photo edits, videos and they are the most updated fandom ever that keeps the biggest boyband in the world strong. Oh, and we are also the horniest fandom, so don't be surprised if you see one of us reading One Direction smut.

Directioner: Niall's blood type is A. Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991. Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches. Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born . Harry's blood type is B.
Friend: How do you know this stuff?!
Directioner: Get used to it. I'm a Directioner

by 5DirectionofSummerMix November 20, 2017

No dice, homeslice.

no·dice·home·slice
-ghetto

1. not a chance
2. bad luck
3. rejection
4. disagreement

A) an' i said to myself, i finna' swag into my room. so i do, an' bam, there be jello errawhere. oh lawd, we family, help a brotha clean this shit.

B) no dice, homeslice. i got caps to bust and blow to snort.

by Niff/Stipples January 2, 2011

rolling dice

whacking off. a term generally used by males.

"If anyone needs me i'll be in my room rolling dice."

by Stewie July 28, 2004

Dirck

Noun; The absence of Ritalin. Uncontrollable spouts of random words that fly at high velocity and intonations. Master of Kendo and other forms of fighting. A cross between something about mary and the chipmunks.

Calm down man, your being a dirck right now.

Can you pass me a bottle of dirck.

I'm gonna go dirck on your ass.

by David and Dan March 2, 2008

One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

Car Dice13

(n.)A user name, whose origin is from AOL Instant Messenger. Car dice13 would add buddies, and spam them until he would get reported, or blocked. Car dice13 then went to various web forums, and online MMORPGs and created accounts to insult people, or spam. People now create accounts called car dice13, car dice#, or call themselves a car dice13 account. They use these accounts to spam, flood, or insult people from various places on the internet.

Car Dice13 just spammed my inbox.
He just created a Car Dice13 account.
Car Dice13 just dissed you.

by Moviecodec January 9, 2008

Vietnamese dice game

The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.

Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2020