Dilch

dilch
/diLCH/
noun
The nozzle of a douche used for vaginal cleaning.

Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.

Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.

"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"

by Frysauce May 28, 2017

Judi Dench

With absolutely no deference to the dame it references, a Judi Dench is a colossal bowel movement.

He left a big Judi Dench in the toilet for everyone to admire.
See Irvine Welsh's novel FILTH for further elaboration.

by C.W. Smith May 21, 2004

dichotomy

A split in a singular body; as in a conflict that involves two disagreeing parties with no will to resolve anything.

There is a dichotomy in the way democracy is run, the government does not communicate to the people and vice versa.

by VS August 28, 2003

Dicho

An elderly Chinese-American man found in the burgs of densly populated urban zones with a high Chinese population. Generally silent and reserved. Suspicious of new activity in his habitat. Can be spotted wearing a bucket hat or practicing Tai Chi in the early morning.

That Dicho looked at me very pissed off when I walked by his stoop.

by Matt Hewitt February 15, 2008

buch dich

Eric Garner or to bend you and take it

I just go Buch diched fo shizzle so my ba Jizzy is all trippin in my ride.

or

Peep dis Doto Mite, I just go Buch diched and my shiznit is not fly

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011

dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012