Dicked the shit

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.

I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.

by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009

Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

dickery

Nonsense, or shit. Something unbelievable or frustrating.

Guy #1: Man, they told us we aren't allowed to eat in the caf anymore!
Guy #2: What is this dickery?!?!?!

by h20LOOOOOO January 24, 2016

Dicked

When an individual is receives surprise dick up the butt.

Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."

by Garyikea September 17, 2017

dickert

A guy that can't be loyal to one girl, thinks one girl isn't enough, (cheats)

Guy 1- Bro i just pulled a Dickert last night with Emily's friend Kaylee
G1uy 2 - Dude you better hope Emily doesn't find out!

by Matte Nails June 21, 2017

dicked it

When you completely fuck up

Yo my buddy Hayden wrecked his dirt bike he completely dicked it.

by Cboii112 November 28, 2017