Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010

Drunk Bimbo

Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.

adolescent teen"Hi im 14 and totally wasted"....in response "she reminds me of a Drunk Bimbo"

by stanjamin April 5, 2011

Drunk Cheating Whore

A wife or girlfriend who uses the excuse of being wasted for doing something they knew they shouldn't have been doing.

Girlfriend text: i had sex with a guy last night at a party, but i was really wasted.
Boyfriend text: you drunk cheating whore we're done

by CaR_RaceR December 30, 2011

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

Drunk Indian Uncle

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account

I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over

by Jjjjjjjsievw8s6v February 5, 2022