deuce cloud

A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.

Man, this deuce cloud is so thick I think I can taste it.

by Malnack July 7, 2010

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

Deuce 6

Refers to when someone takes a large shit. "Deuce" obviously representing the shitting portion of the description. In Europe most toilets have two buttons; a smaller button for 3 liters of water and a larger one for 6 liters of water. Therefore, the "6" represents having to choose the larger button to dispose of your waste.

I just had Taco Bell and I need to drop a Deuce 6.

by The E-Team January 20, 2009

Deuce Boyz

Deuce Boys were formed in Lynn, MA, following a merger of the Trinity Avenue Crew and the Cambodian Deuce Boyz. When the two gangs merged, they became the “Latino Deuce Boyz,” which eventually became, simply, the Deuce Boyz with a Latino branch and an Asian branch. The Soldiers, a multi-racial gang, was created in 2000 forming a younger posse under the Deuce Boyz.

To designate their “turf,” Deuce Boyz use the numbers “4” and “2” indicating the initials of the “D” and “B” n the fourth and second letters of the alphabet.

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by Sin City Representative February 22, 2009

Deuce and a half

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.

Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C

by FFProbie November 5, 2007

Deuce and a Quarter

The Old-School definition refers to the classic Buick Electra 225, a sports yaht on wheels.

More modernly however, Deuce and a Quarter is a general term for a Land Yaht with a curb weight of roughy 2 1/4 tons.

Deuce and a Quarter
Notable Exaples:

Cadillac Fleetwood

Lincoln Town Car

Lincoln MK V

Mercury Grand Marquis

by Xg-Raven August 9, 2007