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Dark Uncle

Kevin Watson, a evil bad ass who lives in Cv. PS Tim is not evoD.
Dark Uncle gladly takes Dustin Bordens money.
by Kevin Watson February 19, 2004
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Dark Humor

Jokes that typically have an unexpected punchline. Dark humor is twisted, evil, insulting and hilarious.
Geoffrey: Wanna her Dark Humor?

Kasey: Sure, whatever.

Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.

Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage
by Gkman01 September 18, 2016
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the long dark

The Long Dark is a survival game where a geomagnetic disaster happened on a global scale (It means no electricity except during an aurora borealis). You are stranded in the northern canadian wilderness during winter and need to survive under harsh conditions including random blizzards, overly aggressive predators (unless playing on pilgrim mode, and little food and water.
There are many ways to die in The Long Dark.
by BayRanger May 31, 2016
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Dark Wizard

A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.
"You playin Dark Wizard tonight?"

"Works everytime. Ladies love it."
by bronko11 January 26, 2010
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dark faggotry

A form of faggotry so vile that it scares away light itself leaving the bringer of the faggotry and his nearby surroundings into a shroud of sodomy and all things unholy.

Usually it means someone did something unbelievably lame on purpose. Like stabbing you in the back, or eating the last pop-tarts and putting the box back in the pantry so we all expect there to be pop-tarts but then there are no pop-tarts, and thus the mission is ruined.
"There's some dark faggotry around."

or

"You are the master of dark faggotry!"
by Hermes October 17, 2008
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Dark circles

Also called 'eye circles', are blemishes around or under the eyes. There are many causes of dark circles, such as lack of sleep, hereditary, or allergy-related.
There is no one cure for dark circles, unless you found out what the cause is. There are some bleaching creams, but they are known to cause cancer.
1. "I haven't gotten any sleep all week, so I have some dark circles under my eyes."

2. Lisa has noticeable dark circles under her eyes because it is hereditary. Her mom also has them.
by Lalalala1234 September 30, 2008
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