wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

time to dance

The best song by Panic! At The Disco, or anyone, for that matter.

Fred:When I say shotgun you say wedding, shotgun wedding, shotgun wedding
George: oh em gee, that's from the best song in the world, Time to Dance!

by gravieflavie July 22, 2007

kevs dance

Saint Kevins is a school in Pennsylvania. "Kevs Dances" are the most insane middle school dances in the country. Tons of kids, music too loud, cops, annoying as hell chaperones, and grinding, lots of grinding.

I love Kevs dances, cause I have an excuse to look like a whore!
Kevs dances are the best for hook ups!

by kaayy November 14, 2010

Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series

1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss

by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010

Tiny Dancer effect

(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.

The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:

Serial killer: Any last words?

*Tiny Dancer starts playing*

Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...

by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010