Crapital

Money spent and wasted on useless crap. a play on the words Capital and Crap

A whole lot of crapital went into that project

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

Crucial conflict

Something that looks like fun or beneficial at first but interferes with other more important matters in the future.

Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.

Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict

by Black wisdom November 12, 2017

CrucialBobby

Best account on Twitter

I just followed CrucialBobby on Twitter.com and I can honestly say he’s the GOAT of Twitter

by GaysAreGay July 8, 2018

Crepist

A crepe rapist

You see Mathew there? He's a convicted crepist.

by mmmmmmm....crepes October 1, 2018

crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018

Cripia

A hidden tribe thought to live in small mountin houses in scotland

All hail Cripia

All hail cripia

by Tiny fat guy August 17, 2018

Crucial

Used to define a negative situation.

Damn bro. Probation was crucial today I almost got tested and I woulda failed

by Joriginal October 22, 2018