crunchyearlobes.com

Some mf that runs a fan page on tik tok

crunchyearlobes.com wants to watch luca but she can’t, because she gets viruses from ‘soap2day’.

by crunchyearlobes.com July 24, 2021

Cruncher

Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.

I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.

by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021

crunchify

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crunchify

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022

crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022