The hairstyle worn by crackheads. Hair is very messy and all over the place. Sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. Sometimes called bed head, Crackhead hair is much funnier.

Eric- Have you seen Matt this morning?
Jon- Yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
Matt- Man I just smoked a bowl of crack

crackhead hair by truestorybro123 March 8, 2011

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Crackhead Mother

A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.

Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.

My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!

Crackhead Mother by spedgodfather April 30, 2020

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Crackhead chances

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.

Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.

Crackhead chances by awsasin July 28, 2011

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crackhead dave

That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.

Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave

crackhead dave by domydeek December 4, 2014

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