cowboy mouth 

Dangerous gay sex act where you kick your partner in the balls while throat fucking, simulating a bucking bronco. Sometimes performed with the aid of a tether attached to the ballsack of the bottom, and sometimes performed with the ballsack of the top fully inside the partners mouth alongside the penis before kicking.

Ennis kicked Jack so hard in the ballsack performing a good cowboy mouth that he accidentally bit through and ruptured some of Ennis' seminiferous tubules. It required medical attention, but they both realized their kind of love was never going to need virile, potent, life giving spermatozoa that normal love requires. They both wept in each others arms, tenderly.

cowboy mouth by jigoku August 21, 2008

Cowboy Caviar

The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.

"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"

Cowboy Caviar by seed_knee_99 August 26, 2016

cowboy hat rain protector 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

cowboy hat rain protector by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

cowboy killer 

A drink / game at bars. Isn't very popular. Requires two slices of lemon, a shot of tequila, and a rubber band.

1) Rubber band is placed firmly around forehead.

2) Lemon slices are squeezed against band-wearer's eyelids.

3) Band-wearer fumbles blindly for shot of tequila.

4) Drink tequila.

5) Stretch rubber band away from forehead, then let go at distance of at least four inches.

I'm never doing a cowboy killer again. Jesus.

cowboy killer by Danthilus November 23, 2004

cowboy walk 

A cowboy walk is where after a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man who has a big penis and then has to leave the house, her vagina is so stretched and she is in so much pain, she walks like a cowboy

Man, I just fucked this girl so hard, when I told her to leave, she had a huge cowboy walk

cowboy walk by Sickoo December 27, 2010

cowboy hat 

The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.

Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.

cowboy hat by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006

cowboy up 

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

cowboy up and fight hell!

cowboy up by steve k... July 20, 2008