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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken
Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken
by Ecliptist December 22, 2023
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still.....could be worst

a phase from British tv show When something bad happen to you, but someone is way more worse than you get.
Jeremy:I brought this mercedes that have some one‘s public hair on it, but still.....could be worst
Hammond:I can’t believe that someone has been murdered in this car.
by Müthelm März February 15, 2019
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could of

mispellation of "Could Have"
*insert chatting here*
*someone says could of*
by banflimflam January 20, 2023
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by Hhaahs April 11, 2023
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