fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.
EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.
by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019
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Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.
Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.
by May 18, 2023
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Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."
by June 19, 2024
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019
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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 10, 2021
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lady cork

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties
by blondie9867 March 30, 2016
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Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.
by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017
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