by Yesitreallyis!!!!! March 25, 2016
A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.
"Nice day, huh?" - man 1
"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2
"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1
Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')
{awkward silence}
"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1
later
"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2
"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2
"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1
Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')
{awkward silence}
"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1
later
"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2
"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
by Chubby Raincloud April 12, 2007
by iwinalot7 February 10, 2015
It's when one uninvolved and uninvited asshole barges in on a private conversation, and dominates it to the exclusion of one of the original people who was conversing. This can be a form of cockblocking.
Jason: John is a complete asshole. Notice how he is always stealing the conversation?
Joe: Yeah, what a fucking cockblocker!
Joe: Yeah, what a fucking cockblocker!
by Jimmy the Dick September 22, 2010
To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation
Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!
*silence*
Person: Conversation plough?
Room: yeah.
*silence*
Person: Conversation plough?
Room: yeah.
by Agarag March 29, 2009
A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
by WordSmithDave October 09, 2013
The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.
...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,
Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,
Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
by Fano Boss January 19, 2012