coinstipated

When a person has an irritatingly large number of coins stuffed in their wallet. Someone who is coinstipated needs to take a "coin dump" on their next purchase, in order to relieve pressure and reduce discomfort of the wallet and/or pocket regions.

"I keep paying in bills and now I'm so coinstipated that my wallet feels like it's about to explode!"

by pbandj123 August 18, 2013

coastist

A snobby academic who actually believes that jobs in the American heartland are intrinsically less desirable than those on the coast.

I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.

by shitty karma November 4, 2013

Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

Coastie bump

A Coastie bump is the art of sniffing your MDMA through your nostrils, as opposed to the orthodox method of swallowing in cap form or stirred through your drink. The bump can be done using a spoon, straw or other utensil but more traditionally is done on the base of your thumb in a clenched fist. A Coastie bump is best served when an instant boost in dancing power and happiness is needed mid-rave.

JT (mid rave): Hey Travis, How you feeling?
Trav: Pretty Good mate but I don't think I'm gurning enough. Lets have another Coastie Bump!!
JT: Meow

by Kataminemeow August 12, 2019

Mii Conscious

sensitive and uncomfortable with the appearence of their Mii character.

My girlfriend won't play Wii with me. She's way too Mii conscious, says she looks fat.

by bloodyankee August 20, 2009

Artificial Conscience

The capacity of a computer to perform operations analogous to philosophically examining "intuition of guilt" about what ought to be or should have been done.

The Moral Machine used it's artificial conscience to determine whether it was ok to run over the pedestrians in a bid to save the passengers of a vehicle

by atbasu November 29, 2016

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020