crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”

“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”

by 6charlienew October 1, 2021

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

compromised condom

a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use

Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 2, 2010

Conboy

Conboy is the name of an Irish clan. It is also a surname. The surname derives from the Gaelic O'Conbhuide meaning "descendant of the yellow hound", "yellow hound", and "fast runner." The name was first found in northwest Ireland in the province of Ulster. Generally, people with Conboy as their surname commonly have red, dark brown or black hair; some also have lighter hair such as light brown or blonde but it is less common. During the Great Famine of Ireland back in 1845 to 1849, the majority of the Conboys were sent of to Canada and the United States of America due to poverty. The families were relocated around the area of lake Ontario. But poverty did not affect the families for long. Many doctors, lawyers, and scientist share the same surname; Conboy

Have you tried "Conboy maple syrup" yet?

by GaelicGladiator119 December 29, 2019

iPod Condom

The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.

"Did you here what David did?!?"

"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"

by smerigs43 September 27, 2011