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fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.
The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.
by Nacho Party July 31, 2006
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Compton Claw

Noun. The naughtiest of the naughty sex acts in which a lady in a prone, doggy-style position receives, from her partner, the thumb in the bum and the middle finger (called the Stinger Finger) in the pink. Upon insertion and while inside your lady's cavity of love, you pinch your thumb and Stinger Finger together firmly as if to imitate a claw. Do not inquire if your lady enjoys this...she always will!!!
I gave this scanky hoodrat the Compton Claw and she screamed like a pig.
by Datippa Disdique June 13, 2007
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mdg computers

A Canadian Computer manufacturer known for their sub par componants and service.
You went to MDG Computers? ewww
by Joe Foster May 21, 2006
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computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.
by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003
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Apple Computers

by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004
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computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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Little Compton

A scenic New England town occupied year round by hard working blue-collar farmers and fishermen. But unfortunatly invaded in the summer by stuck-up, volvo-driven, polo-wearn' yaht-club-sailin' john kerry voten' rich-kid, YANKEE fans.

A Beautiful Place...So don't forget the little people who grew up there and live their year round.
Stop building multi-million dollar homes in Little Compton, keep Little Compton "Little"
by Ron L. December 28, 2005
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