gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

Mob Cocked

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose

"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".

by noodles 74 July 8, 2012

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.

"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA

by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015

Chris Crocker

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag

"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"

by Jake-O October 2, 2007