cluster foxtrot

Similar to cluster fuck, but more pleasant for mixed company.

It was a real cluster foxtrot, grandma. Nobody knew what was going on. It was very frustrating.

by JD Matts December 11, 2019

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

by Loxxicle November 14, 2020

ClusterFuck

When you do the devils tango in a cluster

Im going to go clusterfuck with jimmy, sarah and john

by Tizzle Wizzerler March 30, 2021

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties

Nothing is like the Hostess Clusterfuck.

by Hotess Master November 13, 2011

Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.

Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.

by mcporkins October 10, 2011