Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

clock woah

A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.

“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”

“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”

by And I oop- the dancing banana November 5, 2019

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

clock answer

When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.

"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"

by Mr Engineer January 7, 2016

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017

Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019