Chew boy

Man you keep around as a distraction during Covid; might not be your first choice but he’s a dependable choice in a crisis.

Have you met my chew boy, Mike? he’s been a great distraction this pandemic.

by KGDABOMB February 28, 2021

Peter chew

A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.

My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew

by WittyJ November 22, 2022

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 9, 2018

chew the pair

chew the pair is a phrase that twitch mod deems 'sexual content', but 'cunt' is fine. alright...

'my dog likes to chew the pair of shoes i leave by the door'
'SEXUAL CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED IN CHAT'

by sleepynomi June 30, 2021

chewing the chalupa

performing oral sex on a woman while she is being penetrated by a penis. (a beef filled taco)

I was boning this chic the other day while her girlfriend was chewing the chalupa.

by punkybrewstr October 18, 2010

Chewed-Orange

A Ruined Bumhole, by having too much anal sex.

Chewed-Orange "I've got a nipper like a chewed orange"

by jester624 September 12, 2017

chew life

Pertains to the amount of flavor remaining in a piece of gum;

I need to spit out my gum, there's no more chew life.
Hey can I get another piece, this one's out of chew life.

by Magic_Man77 November 5, 2017