chew the pair

chew the pair is a phrase that twitch mod deems 'sexual content', but 'cunt' is fine. alright...

'my dog likes to chew the pair of shoes i leave by the door'
'SEXUAL CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED IN CHAT'

by sleepynomi June 30, 2021

Chewed-Orange

A Ruined Bumhole, by having too much anal sex.

Chewed-Orange "I've got a nipper like a chewed orange"

by jester624 September 12, 2017

Peter chew

A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.

My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew

by WittyJ November 22, 2022

Chew boy

Man you keep around as a distraction during Covid; might not be your first choice but he’s a dependable choice in a crisis.

Have you met my chew boy, Mike? he’s been a great distraction this pandemic.

by KGDABOMB March 01, 2021

chew life

Pertains to the amount of flavor remaining in a piece of gum;

I need to spit out my gum, there's no more chew life.
Hey can I get another piece, this one's out of chew life.

by Magic_Man77 November 06, 2017

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 09, 2018

chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

by Pim Lico July 13, 2005