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Certified Lover Boy

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021
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Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.
Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement
by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024
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G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.
Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.
by visionaryshit May 9, 2025
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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie
SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE
by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019
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Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list
Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.
by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024
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