Toe Caviar

The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.

dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?

by stinkseed May 19, 2003

cakin

Any action that involves a male and female that doesn't want to be interupted, and its intent is to pursue a future relationship with said person.

You walk in a room a girl has her legs in another lap and their all alone, but just talking

"ooo sorry let me back up let you two keep cakin"

by D capt April 12, 2007

caviat

Another word for a goatee that also looks like a muff. Irish Sales directors love this word

Me o my your caviat looks moist, fancy a knob in there.

by the masked crusader August 24, 2004

Cup caking

To fart into your hand (cupping the freshly baked cake) and release it under someone elses nose.

I was staying at jeff's house and in the morning he woke me up with a cup caking

by Remy le puisssant October 28, 2007

birthday caking

multiple insertions into an orifice similar to candles in a birthday cake

Justin and Rick enjoyed birthday caking Ian all night long

by hobodragon September 9, 2007

Camel Caking

The sexual act of penetrating a lady's vagina with a dried piece of fecal matter.

She wanted me to camel cake her.
I walked in on a camel caking in progress.

by Chad Cook January 3, 2008

cakapoon

1. A combination of "cak" and "poon"; someone being a dick and a vagina at the same time.

He pussed out and was being a fuck about it. What a cakapoon.

by Alyssa Willis November 7, 2007