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The Montana Butcher 

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana
The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

bash the butcher bird 

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.
Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.
bash the butcher bird by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

The Bay Harbour Butcher 

Nickname for retired and unfortunately deceased NBA Player Wilt Chamberlain. Seeing people use this nickname for him on social media has become more and more frequent, so I thought I’d add it here.
In text form, eg a stat: Wilt “The Bay Harbour Butcher” Chamberlain averaged 50 points per game for an entire season and is also the only player to score 100 points in a single game.
The Bay Harbour Butcher by anonymous September 14, 2025

A Broom blossom butt butcher

To take a broom and shove it 30 Inches up your Ass , until you feel like you poke your organs and get cracy diarrhea
Whats up Luis, do you want to do A Broom blossom butt butcher tommorow ?

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop 

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.