mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

18 inch buritto

Two 9 inch cocks in one pussy.

Yo man me and Jamal gave that bitch an 18 inch buritto.

by Burritto May 12, 2014

Burrito Tooth

A dead or gray front tooth that can detect the temperature of food or drink.

When Bo bit into his microwave burrito, his burrito tooth told him the middle was still frozen.

by Kiara Stephenopolous March 24, 2009

Burrito brothers

When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.

Man, I got reefed by those burrito brothers last night.

by Lithiumion03 October 30, 2016

Stinky Burrito

"When a guy does the girl up the ass and then makes her suck him off"

"I totally just got some girl to do the Stinky Burrito last night, she was soo hammered."

by Meganator December 21, 2006

bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011