Skip to main content

Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.
Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

=-=-=-

Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"
by redstyles April 14, 2014
mugGet the Do as the buffalomug.

cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".
"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"
by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014
mugGet the cunt buffalomug.

dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.
by toalexan May 20, 2014
mugGet the dying buffalomug.

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
mugGet the Trojan Buffalomug.

Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
mugGet the Buffalo Beardmug.

Buffalo Nickles

A Buffalo Nickel is a piece of dookie stuck to the back of a toilet. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea. Derived from the small pieces of feces that stick to to the hair on a buffalos ass. Not to be confused with skid marks from a flush. The Nickel part of the word is used to describe the usual size of the spayed fecal matter.
Aww man I flushed 3 times and the Buffalo Nickels are still there.

Dude I can't find a clean shitter they have Buffalo Nickles all over them.
by Cheese1983 September 7, 2012
mugGet the Buffalo Nicklesmug.

buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.
Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.
by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004
mugGet the buffalo skillsmug.

Share this definition